ThePublicApology has compiled the definitive team of past and present English Premier League footballers that, at one stage or another, have found themselves the subject of alleged infidelity.
This publication wishes to clarify that selections for this team were based purely on tabloid coverage these players received over their alleged exploits, not the level/degree of cheating (or whether the alleged cheating actually ever took place). We would like to believe that this team could beat any team from any era:
ST- Stan Collymore
ST- Peter Crouch
ST- Jermain Defoe
AM- Wayne Rooney
LCM- Ryan Giggs
RCM- David Beckham
DM- Frank Lampard
LB- Ashley Cole
CB- John Terry
RB- Joe Cole
GK- David Seaman
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By Mikhail Ushakoff