September 2011

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Hungry sponsors are clambering over each other to get a piece of newly crowned US open winner Sam Stosur. Stosur’s manager has reportedly been approached by more than 50 companies keen on using tennis’ hottest property as their brand ambassador since the Australian overcame perennial A-hole Serena Williams, 6-3 6-2, in the women’s final mere…

Read More Stosur swamped by savvy, soulless sponsors

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A Lambeau Leap has gone horribly wrong in the NFL season opener between Green Bay and the New Orleans Saints. The drama came when Packers rookie Randall Cobb performed the infamous leap after scoring a touchdown, only to crush several spectators – many of whom could be seen writhing on the ground in pain following…

Read More Cheeseheads crushed as Lambeau leap goes wrong

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English fly-half Johnny Wilkinson has credited a naked streaker for his side’s vital last-gasp win over Argentina in their opening World Cup fixture. A completely nude man – save for some artfully applied blue and white face paint – boldly entered the field and made a 100 metre dash towards Wilkinson. He then began remonstrating…

Read More Wilkinson credits streaker for English win

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It’s Mad Monday – and punters are licking their lips and looking to cash in on many lucrative, exotic betting options. Leading betting agency SportingPunt is offering $1.02 – incredibly short odds – for a “generic drunken incident” in the NRL; the firm has put up slightly higher odds – $1.86 – for a similar…

Read More Betting agency releases odds for Mad Monday

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Carlos Tevez once had a hunger for goals, but once those began to dry up he turned to another source of sustenance – actual food. The embattled Argentinean striker, who has made no secret of his desperate attempts to leave Manchester City, tells ThePublicApology that he stacked on five or six kilos in the EPL…

Read More Tevez Spills Beans on Eating Addiction