December 2011

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Seattle Seahawk defensive end Raheem Brock was in total disbelief when pulled over for a DUI back in 2010 – because the cops didn’t offer him a lift home. On November 13, 2010, Brock was pulled over by Washington State Patrol officers after  his vehicle was spotted fish-tailing and travelling in excess of 90 miles-per-hour…

Read More Drunk Seahawk stunned by DUI arrest, expected free ride home

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Former NRL bad boy Craig Gower has edged out faeces enthusiast Julian O’Neill to become the first inductee into the Guildford Hall of Fame. But the event, held at The Public Apology’s Sydney headquarters, was unfortunately soured by the claim that the nominees had later destroyed the venue in a maniacal alcohol-fueled frenzy. The former…

Read More Craig Gower inducted into Guildford’s Hall of Fame

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Former Olympic cyclist and self-confessed flasher Gary Neiwand is reportedly fuming after narrowly missing out on The Public Apology’s coveted Guildford Award. Neiwand, who earlier this week pled guilty to two counts of wilful and obscene exposure in Melbourne Magistrates Court, was a 10:1 outsider to take out the crown over eventual winner and red-hot…

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Zac Guildford! Well could it have gone any other way? (We were really hoping it would, but the sporting community really dropped the ball on this…) By now you all know his alleged exploits. For those in the dark, hopefully by now you’ve crawled out of your neighbour’s underwear drawer long enough to read this.…

Read More And the inaugural Guildford Award goes to…

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Some would think that salvaging a mediocre Denver Broncos team from another season of competing for the NFL’s wooden spoon would be enough for Tim Tebow.  The second-year “quarterback” surely would be happy enough with simply handing his clipboard off to Brady Quinn and stepping into the offensive huddle, right? No.  If this world has…

Read More Tim Tebow saves the NBA season