NBA star Jeremy Lin’s improbable rise has been exposed as an utter furphy, with reports that the Harvard-educated, Taiwanese-American is in fact neither of those two things. The Public Apology can confirm that Lin is in fact a 24-year-old African-American from Atlanta named Tyrone Williams, who was recruited by the NBA to provide a “feel-good…
Read More Jeremy Lin ExposedNot being one to spruik an oft repeated tune, I think this will be sung before round seven and then regularly throughout the year – but then again I’ve been saying the Bombers are premiership certainties the last decade, so what do I know? Penned by Cat Empire member and self-appointed lecher Harry Angus, the…
Read More Music Review: GWS theme songLuis Suarez’s decision to not shake the hand of Patrice Evra was not a snub, but a strategic move to avoid an embarrassing third-consecutive “rock, paper scissors” loss to his Manchester United sparring partner. The revelation has forced several media outlets to do a complete U-turn on their reporting after they somewhat embarrassingly made reports…
Read More Suarez ‘No Shake’ Saga Takes Unexpected TwistHaving just been “rested” from Australia’s one day cricket team, Brad Haddin has now been stood down from his Sydney grade club for the same reason, The Public Apology can report. The exclusive revelation comes after Haddin turned out for his Sydney grade club, Eastern Suburbs, against a Sutherland team containing Shane Watson in an…
Read More Haddin ‘Rested’ From Local Club TeamIf you are an Asian-American with an Economics degree from Harvard, breaking ankles in the NBA is not the natural post-graduation career path. Actually, you don’t even need the stereotypical degree from an Ivy League school. Previous to this year, if you were of Asian-American descent, the closest you got to seeing NBA action was…
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