April 2012

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It is no secret that men struggle to express their true feelings physically. In fact, many men brag about how long it’s been since they actually shed a tear. Exactly why the male species is hardwired this way remains unknown, despite years of theorising and countless peer-reviewed papers on the human psyche. But if there is anything that can…

Read More Why sporting glory can bring a man to tears

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With so many outstanding performers this month, the much-lauded Guildford Award could have gone to anyone. We’ve had anus stuffing drug trafficking, public arguments over the price of hookers in the West (completely unreasonable I’m assured), vomiting on teammates and lunching with the opposition after being sent home, and TPA favourite Mario Balotelli once again…

Read More Liam Jurrah Snares March Guildford Award

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It appears that Western Sydney is growing too fast for its own good, with yet another sporting team announced for the burgeoning, sports-mad region. But as hungry chief executives expand into Sydney’s most lucrative market, they agree to enter an arms race from which there can only be one winner. The densely populated region has already proven a magnet for new sporting…

Read More Wooing Western Sydney: the great arms race

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Parramatta legend Nathan Hindmarsh – the only man with more crack in his anus than Ben Cousins – will retire at the end of the season after a long and distinguished NRL career. And the Parramatta legend’s retirement has forced the NRL to rejig its own policies regarding recently retired players, with CEO David Gallop set to enforce…

Read More Hindmarsh Retires As Gallop Mulls NRL Superannuation Reform