2012

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I’ve always wondered what it’s like being a chick watching sports.  From a guy’s perspective, a woman’s logic behind cheering for a specific team is absolutely baffling.  More often than not, it has something to do with her misguided fantasies over shacking up with one team’s most important player, or, alternatively, how aesthetically pleasing one…

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Given the dearth of booze-fueled orgies and with public nudity being at an all time low, January was a month of slim pickings for the Guildfords judging panel. But in the spirit of white collar crime, The Public Apology is proud to announce Tottenham Hotspurs manager Harry Redknapp as the winner of the prestigious anti-award…

Read More Harry Redknapp Earns Unlikely Guildford For Tax Shrug

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In what is part of a wider strategy to eventually take over as Captain of the World, David Pocock has been named Western Force skipper for the 2012 Super 15 season. The Public Apology has obtained a secret dossier that details Pocock’s strategic goals over the next seven years and has chosen to publish it…

Read More Pocock Now Force Skipper, Next Step Captain Of The World

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Channel 7 is toasting an early victory in the ratings war this year, with the Sunday night season finale of Blonde Girl Watches a Tennis Match drawing a prime time average of 1.899 million viewers. Described by TV analyst Steve Allen as “gold, gold, gold”, Blonde Girl Watches a Tennis Match sparked substantial media coverage…

Read More ‘Blonde Girl Watches a Tennis Match’ Proves Ratings Hit

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A leading psychologist has warned that the new T20 phenomena sweeping world cricket is attracting the criminally inclined to the sport – and effectively dumbing down a generation of already slow-minded children, in turn making them more inclined to criminal behaviour. Following last week’s brace of ugly incidents during – and in  the aftermath of…

Read More Psychologist Warns: T20 Cricket Breeds Criminal Deviancy