Man Refuses to Enter Work Tipping Comp

A Sydney man has steadfastly refused to join his work tipping comp, much to the shock of his pliant co-workers.

Errol Sanders, 36, said that he would rather concentrate on his work and avoid getting caught up in “such trivial hysteria.”

“We’ve got work to do around here. Mondays are a joke; the first three hours are spent checking where we all are on the ladder and sending inane group emails to each other!” he scoffed.

Despite Sanders hitting all of his KPIs in FY14 so far, The Public Apology understands that he is probably next in line for redundancy.

By staff writers

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