Man Cycles to Work, Feels Superior to Colleagues

A Sydney man is suddenly feeling superior to his colleagues simply because he rides a bicycle to work.

The man, 28, recently purchased a brand new three-speed bike in order to commute to the CBD from his Redfern apartment.

One co-worker told The Public Apology that the formerly pleasant man has since become insufferably smug and probably needs to be taken down a peg.

“He rides a bike to work and reckons he’s doing his bit for the environment? I’d love to see the carbon footprint on that bag of coke he inhaled last Friday night,” she said.

By staff writers

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