May 2014

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A 94-year-old Queanbeyan immigrant is the oldest living Canberra Raiders fan, The Public Apology can confirm. Hakka “Harry” Ibravovic, who was a sprightly 62-year-old when the Raiders first entered the competition in 1982, told TPA that his love for the Green Machine came upon settling in the nation’s capital. “I left Yugoslavia in 1980, just as…

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A Sydney man is suddenly feeling superior to his colleagues simply because he rides a bicycle to work. The man, 28, recently purchased a brand new three-speed bike in order to commute to the CBD from his Redfern apartment. One co-worker told The Public Apology that the formerly pleasant man has since become insufferably smug…

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A Sydney man has steadfastly refused to join his work tipping comp, much to the shock of his pliant co-workers. Errol Sanders, 36, said that he would rather concentrate on his work and avoid getting caught up in “such trivial hysteria.” “We’ve got work to do around here. Mondays are a joke; the first three…

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A Melbourne man has downloaded a SportsBet app and immediately felt a sense of regret, The Public Apology understands. The 32-year-old man, who holds down an admirable job as a youth social worker, was compelled to download the app despite knowing full-well that “gambling is a terrible vice.” “I’m aware that the gambling industry takes…

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