June 6, 2014

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A Melbourne man reportedly took a two-hour lunch break today in order to catch game one of the 2014 NBA Finals. The man, 28, arrived conspicuously early at work today in order to take care of “all the things he needed to do” before lunchtime. This proactive approach, he believed, thereby entitled him to an extended…

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The paper aeroplane that hit a Peruvian international footballer from the Wembley Stadium grandstand was mediocre and outdated, claimed maker and flinger Simon Trevallion. Footage of the incident was captured via mobile and quickly became an internet sensation last week. Released via Youtube, the plane’s 200 odd-metre journey caused understandable rapture amongst anyone who had ever attended…

Read More ‘Not Even My Best One’, says Wembley Paper Plane Exponent

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One of Russia’s pre-eminent gymnastics judges has praised young Wests Tigers fullback James Tedesco’s for his dexterity, following his execution of a “near-flawless” backflip. Valerie Yanukovych, an international gymnastics judge who has featured at the past seven summer Olympics, said Tedesco’s backflip in signing with the Canberra Raiders, only to turn his back on the…

Read More Russian Judge Awards Tedesco 13.1 For Backflip