June 17, 2014

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A Melbourne schoolboy has stormed off the playground after he was overruled in a game of handball at lunchtime. The boy, 13, was allegedly in ‘King’ at the end of recess, having dominated for much of the 20-minute session. However, the group refused to let him into the top spot after he arrived two minutes…

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A Sydney man has spurned several sexual advances from his partner in favour of watching live sport, The Public Apology can report. Edward Sterling, 29, is currently focused on the plethora of televised sporting competitions simultaneously on offer right now. As such, he has been making up a litany of tepid excuses to avoid wasting valuable energy copulating with his long-term girlfriend. Sterling said…

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