School Kid Livid Over Heartless Handball Coup

A Melbourne schoolboy has stormed off the playground after he was overruled in a game of handball at lunchtime.

The boy, 13, was allegedly in ‘King’ at the end of recess, having dominated for much of the 20-minute session.

However, the group refused to let him into the top spot after he arrived two minutes late to lunch after being kept behind for a chat with Mr Wilson over a minor in-class disciplinary breach.

“He knows the rules – if you’re late to the court, you can’t just step back into the King quadrant,” Tyler Stephenson told The Public Apology. 

The boy has since taken to smoking weed behind the demountable toilets near the PE centre, according to sources.

By staff writers

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