June 2014

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An inspirational Michael Jordan quote is now officially the most popular status update on LinkedIn, according to the website. The quote, shared by millions of professionals across the world, reads as such: “I’ve missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning…

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Every World Cup supporter across all 32 competing nations firmly believes their team has landed in the so-called “group of death,” according to sources. Hundreds of millions of people, who span across Asia, the Americas, Africa, Europe and Australia, all see their team as the unlucky recipient of an incredibly tough first round draw. Argentina native Juan Martin Alessandro…

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A paunchy, middle-aged man who retired from grade cricket over a decade ago still pathetically looks up the results in the paper every Sunday morning, The Public Apology can report. Rick White, 46, reluctantly retired from grade cricket in 2003 upon finding out wife Milly was pregnant with their second child. But despite an 11-year…

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A forced conversation between two strangers queuing up for beers at a sporting fixture looks like blossoming into a genuine friendship, The Public Apology can report. The conversation, which took place between two men in the SCG Members Bar, started off well enough with a couple of obligatory comments about the game. As the line progressed, the…

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Australia’s favourite contrarian, absurdist sports opinion platform The Public Apology has reportedly struck a historic cross-promotional agreement with the country’s second favourite online takeaway delivery service, Delivery Hero. The Public Apology founder Dave Edwards said the bilateral agreement will represent the multimedia platform’s first foray into paid content. “As part of this Memorandum of Understanding, The Public…

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