July 9, 2014 – The Public Apology

July 9, 2014 by edmachine23 0 comments

I Will Reluctantly Watch Origin 3 Tonight

I don’t want to watch the third State of Origin game tonight, but I will. Like a father spending his Saturday watching under 13s cricket while he waits in vain to see his son bat at number eleven, I will loyally tune in to channel 9 at precisely 8:17pm tonight – thus avoiding the pre-game hype – to…

July 9, 2014 by edmachine23 0 comments

Man Skilfully Plans America Trip Around Live Sporting Events, Girlfriend Unaware

An Australian man has skilfully planned his two-month trip to the US around various live sporting fixtures, while his girlfriend remains completely unaware of his hidden agenda. In late August, Mitch Parker and his girlfriend Suzy will fly in to Fort Worth, Dallas, and catch a college football game before making their way down to…