I was enjoying a drink with a gay friend of mine last weekend and we got chatting about the whole Todd Carney fiasco. I mention that he is gay not because, like those dreadful girls who have watched too much Sex and the City, I absolutely have to have a gay friend to drag around…
Read More Is Todd Carney the Next Kylie Minogue?A football-loving man is fully prepared to incur the wrath of his bosses for coming into work late today, due to the World Cup semi-final going into over-time. The man, 28, is currently glued to his screen watching the second half of extra time in the Netherlands v Argentina game. He is fully dressed in work…
Read More Man Unable To Leave Home For Work Due To World Cup Semi Going Into Extra Time; Prepared To Accept Reprimand From Non-Football Appreciating BossesI don’t want to watch the third State of Origin game tonight, but I will. Like a father spending his Saturday watching under 13s cricket while he waits in vain to see his son bat at number eleven, I will loyally tune in to channel 9 at precisely 8:17pm tonight – thus avoiding the pre-game hype – to…
Read More I Will Reluctantly Watch Origin 3 TonightAn Australian man has skilfully planned his two-month trip to the US around various live sporting fixtures, while his girlfriend remains completely unaware of his hidden agenda. In late August, Mitch Parker and his girlfriend Suzy will fly in to Fort Worth, Dallas, and catch a college football game before making their way down to…
Read More Man Skilfully Plans America Trip Around Live Sporting Events, Girlfriend UnawareThe Public Apology has announced that senior editor Ben Shine will act as interim chief editor from 14-26th July. In a statement filed with the Australian Securities Exchange on 8 July 2014, TPA Media Holdings (ASX: TPAMH, “The Company), announced that Shine will sit in for The Public Apology founder and chief editor, Dave J. Edwards,…
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