April 2015 – The Public Apology

April 30, 2015 by edmachine23 0 comments

We Don’t Know Anything About Boxing But Here’s Our Loose Thoughts on Pacquiao vs Mayweather

It’s the ‘Fight of the Century’, apparently. And with the Floyd Mayweather v Manny Pacquiao just days away, we feel the need to discuss this major sporting event in the only way we know how: loosely, with a heavy emphasis on polemics, analogies and sweeping generalisations… * * * * We at The Public Apology have always…

April 29, 2015 by edmachine23 0 comments

Minichiello’s New Paleo Diet Pushes All the Boundaries

Anthony Minichiello’s nutrition advice has Roosters players looking leaner than ever and The Public Apology can exclusively reveal that it is largely to do with a controversial new diet supplement. In a sick twist, that would even make Stephen Dank squirm, Minichiello has been administering regular chalices of human blood to players to give them…

April 27, 2015 by edmachine23 0 comments

ARU’s New Wallaby Eligibility Rules ‘The Greatest Deregulation Since Hawke-Keating Era’: Academic

The decision to relax a ban on overseas-based players representing the Wallabies has been hailed as Australia’s greatest de-regulation since the Hawke-Keating years. RMIT economic professor Ron Gitson said the move would draw comparisons with the ambitious economic reform agenda implemented by the Australian Government during the 1980s. “Just like when Hawke and Keating floated…

April 16, 2015 by edmachine23 0 comments

Three Ways the Penrith Panthers and Port Adelaide Can Benefit From New Cross-Code Alliance

The NRL’s Penrith Panthers and AFL’s Port Adelaide Power have announced a cross-code partnership designed to help both clubs share expertise, innovate and liberally insert corporate buzzwords into their vernacular. So far the “informal collaboration” has consisted of Port Chairman David Koch paying a visit to the Panthers during the off-season, but according to Panthers CEO Jason…