Kevin Durant has agreed to join the Golden State Warriors. It seemed absurd that this could even happen, but the rumours were indeed true after all. There will be a plethora of hot takes on Durant’s move over the coming days, now that he’s made his decision to leave the Oklahoma City Thunder in what Forbes…
Read More Kevin Durant’s Legacy is The Only Thing that MattersFinally, after seven weeks of tawdry sexual imagery and poorly formed sporting parallels, TPA’s Alasdair McClintock puts this madness to rest. ***** The Night Before Shitmas After several torrid months we now find ourselves here, on the eve of the election. Thank heavens. I don’t think it’s just me, but I have felt a real…
Read More TPA’s Election Analysis: Week Seven – The Night Before ShitmasIs TPA the only truly neutral voice in this election? Are we even neutral? We don’t even know. ***** The Media I picked up a Daily Telegraph the other day – don’t judge me, I was flicking to the sport – when a little side bar caught my eye. ‘Greens Latest Lunacy’* was the heading.…
Read More TPA’s Election Analysis: Week Six – The MediaAs the sad clowns continue to juggle for an increasingly inattentive audience, TPA’s Alasdair McClintock starts to regret signing up for this caper. How many politicians feel the same? ***** The Grind In a moment of wild inspiration I decided to do eight weeks of analysis on this upcoming election. Normally I forget these moments and don’t see…
Read More TPA’s Election Analysis: Week Five – The GrindWill our politicians continue to ‘make it rain’ or tighten up the drawstrings and cut off all circulation? ***** Economics, Dear Watson The very words ‘economic policy’ usually send a shudder through my system and provoke a quick grab for the radio dial. I would sooner listen to notable degenerates, Kyle and Jackie O, and…
Read More TPA’s Election Analysis: Week Four – “Economics, Dear Watson…”