Following Usman Khawaja’s salacious bum grab of Adam Zampa during the recent One Day series against New Zealand, The Public Apology can exclusively reveal an extract of erotic fan-fiction found by cleaning staff after the game. *** Adam Zampa sat quietly alone, polishing his bat in the Australian changing room. He had dreamed of being…
Read More Homoerotic Fan Fiction Uncovered in Australian Dressing RoomsThis week on the IH Show featuring TPA’s Dave Edwards, the lads discuss: The Mitchell Pearce incident: was this really that bad, or just another example of rugby league players getting it wrong? What was the worst part: was it the unsolicited kiss, the racially charged jokes, the urinating on a sofa, or the “simulating a lewd act on a…
Read More The Ian Higgins Show featuring TPA’s Dave EdwardsThe Public Apology revealed earlier today that the much-loved Wests Tigers mascot, Timmy the Tiger, has sadly called it quits following Mitchell Pearce’s drunken scandal. We are now able to bring you the full text of Timmy the Tiger’s Facebook post, re-published with permission below: * * * To my long lost friend, Rugby, Rugby…
Read More Timmy The Tiger’s Emotional Facebook Post Revealed in FullWests Tigers Mascot, Timmy the Tiger, has sensationally called it quits, saying he can no longer be an enabler for rugby league’s “addiction to self destruction.” In a break-up letter to his “friend and foe” published on Facebook last Friday, the man in the striped, furry suit explained why he finally had to say goodbye to…
Read More NRL Mascot Hangs Up Costume Over Pearce ScandalThe news first broke late-Wednesday afternoon. One of Australia’s best-known rugby league players, Mitchell Pearce, had done the unthinkable. Even by the NRL’s standards, this was a serious off-field controversy. Oh, no. What the fuck’s happened this time? Just four short years after former Canberra Raider Joel Monaghan was caught on camera “simulating a lewd…
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