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On the eve of their semi-final clash with New Zealand, the Wallabies squad has been rocked by accusations that its coach and star playmaker are in fact working for the opposition. An anonymous source contacted The Public Apology some months ago and after an in-depth investigation we can exclusively reveal that both Robbie Deans and…

Read More Cooper, Deans Accused of Rugby Espionage

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Joey Barton has delivered yet another parting shot at his former club Newcastle United, saying that it had “gone too mainstream”. The former jailbird turned hipster has swapped Tyne-side for west London, joining newly promoted cashed-up club, Queens Park Rangers. Despite signing on for a salary of 80,000 pounds a week – which he apparently…

Read More Newcastle ‘Too Mainstream’: Barton

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Carlos Tevez once had a hunger for goals, but once those began to dry up he turned to another source of sustenance – actual food. The embattled Argentinean striker, who has made no secret of his desperate attempts to leave Manchester City, tells ThePublicApology that he stacked on five or six kilos in the EPL…

Read More Tevez Spills Beans on Eating Addiction

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Malcolm Norman Meninga is an Australian icon. A legendary goal-kicking centre that dominated all three tiers of professional rugby league; a hairy, muscle-bound warhorse of the pre-metrosexual era. But the Origin doyen’s stinging attack on the NSWRL, labelling the organisation hierarchy as “filth and rats”, was a verbal tirade unmatched in rugby league history. And…

Read More The Real Origin of Mal’s Fury

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There’s a game being played out on the streets of Los Angeles that mirrors the one taking place this Wednesday night at Suncorp Stadium. The story is the same: two tribes – one red and one blue – with an inherent, senseless hatred for each other based on street credibility and geographical borders. But while…

Read More ‘Bring Origin Home’ Says Snoop Dogg, Possibly Blazed