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Australian sporting consumers are reportedly baffled by FIFA’s insistence that stadia be referred to by their original names during the Asian Cup. FIFA, an organisation not noted for its aversion to money, prohibits corporate stadium names during marquee international events, such as the World Cup and the Asian Cup. Many stadiums these days are now…

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Zurich, Switzerland — FIFA ExCo members have slammed Australia’s attempts at bribery as ‘unpolished’ and ‘immature’ as the world governing body, FIFA, yesterday handed down its report into the bidding process for the respective 2018 and 2022 World Cups. After assessing nine bids from 11 nations, an unnamed ExCo member concluded that ‘Australia just isn’t…

Read More Australian Bribery “Not Good Enough”: FIFA ExCo Members

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The midweek 6-a-side football team ‘EPL Tragics’ is in crisis after suffering a 4th straight loss for the season, The Public Apology can reveal. Following a 7-1 drubbing at the hands of mid-table team ‘Wine Cellar Dwellers’, TPA understands that showdown emails were exchanged between the skipper ‘Mikey’ and a collection of unnamed senior players this week. The team’s rapid…

Read More Mid-Week Team in Crisis After Fourth Straight Loss, Work Also ‘Getting Really Busy’

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Parramatta-based start-up WSW have landed a lucrative contract in the Middle East as part of their expansion into the Asian market. The deal, secured in Saudi Arabia overnight, is a major boon for a business that was started in a Western Sydney park just three years ago. Chief Executive Tony Popovic said WSW had come…

Read More Western Sydney Start-up Secures Major Asian Deal