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January 7, 2015 by edmachine23 0 comments

Modern Fans Confused As Stadia Revert To Original Non-Branded Names For Asian Cup

Australian sporting consumers are reportedly baffled by FIFA’s insistence that stadia be referred to by their original names during the Asian Cup. FIFA, an organisation not noted for its aversion to money, prohibits corporate stadium names during marquee international events, such as the World Cup and the Asian Cup. Many stadiums these days are now…

November 15, 2014 by edmachine23 0 comments

Australian Bribery “Not Good Enough”: FIFA ExCo Members

Zurich, Switzerland — FIFA ExCo members have slammed Australia’s attempts at bribery as ‘unpolished’ and ‘immature’ as the world governing body, FIFA, yesterday handed down its report into the bidding process for the respective 2018 and 2022 World Cups. After assessing nine bids from 11 nations, an unnamed ExCo member concluded that ‘Australia just isn’t…

November 13, 2014 by edmachine23 0 comments

Mid-Week Team in Crisis After Fourth Straight Loss, Work Also ‘Getting Really Busy’

The midweek 6-a-side football team ‘EPL Tragics’ is in crisis after suffering a 4th straight loss for the season, The Public Apology can reveal. Following a 7-1 drubbing at the hands of mid-table team ‘Wine Cellar Dwellers’, TPA understands that showdown emails were exchanged between the skipper ‘Mikey’ and a collection of unnamed senior players this week. The team’s rapid…

November 2, 2014 by edmachine23 0 comments

Western Sydney Start-up Secures Major Asian Deal

Parramatta-based start-up WSW have landed a lucrative contract in the Middle East as part of their expansion into the Asian market. The deal, secured in Saudi Arabia overnight, is a major boon for a business that was started in a Western Sydney park just three years ago. Chief Executive Tony Popovic said WSW had come…

October 28, 2014 by edmachine23 0 comments

Marsh Fucks Baggy Green

Test debutant Mitchell Marsh may have joked about kicking his “glamour girlfriend” out of bed in favour of his baggy green. However, The Public Apology can reveal that things escalated later that night once the lights went out – and passion took over. “I wasn’t expecting things to move past the platonic stage, but the…