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In a sad reflection of the state of rugby league, a rare pack of signed 1995 Kangaroos footy cards sold for a paltry $4.48 on eBay last night. The market analyst firm ClarityCapital compiled a report on the auction price of rugby league paraphernalia on eBay and found that bids for retro rugby league items had…

Read More Rugby league cards depreciating in time: analyst

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Thousands of Queensland Origin fans are demanding a full ticket refund after walking out of Suncorp Stadium in disgust 10 minutes early last night, fearful they might witness a rare home loss. Approximately 2,300 fans headed straight for the car-park after Michael Jennings crossed over for NSW in the 70th minute of last night’s Origin…

Read More Queensland ‘walk-out’ fans promised full refund

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ThePublicApology has compiled the definitive team of past and present English Premier League footballers that, at one stage or another, have found themselves the subject of alleged infidelity. This publication wishes to clarify that selections for this team were based purely on tabloid coverage these players received over their alleged exploits, not the level/degree of cheating…

Read More The [Alleged] Cheaters XI

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Sydney’s elite private schools are churning out thousands of bloated, beer reliant ex-jocks, according to a new report. An Institute of Societal Trends paper, Jocks: Now the Party’s Over, looked at ex-1st XV Sydney private school rugby players from 1995 onwards and found 42%  are technically alcoholic, while 38% are in the ‘seriously teetering on…

Read More Ex-jocks now bloated, beer addicted: Report