Following Usman Khawaja’s salacious bum grab of Adam Zampa during the recent One Day series against New Zealand, The Public Apology can exclusively reveal an extract of erotic fan-fiction found by cleaning staff after the game. *** Adam Zampa sat quietly alone, polishing his bat in the Australian changing room. He had dreamed of being…
Read More Homoerotic Fan Fiction Uncovered in Australian Dressing RoomsHe was one of the fiercest competitors the game has ever known. A hard tackling and ruthless player who made a career out of tasking risks, which more often than not, paid off handsomely. In his prime he was all-powerful and almost all-conquering. Like a fox, he was equal parts cunning and intimidating. At times he…
Read More TPA Pays Respects After Retirement of Rugby League Great“Rugby league players get into more trouble because they are dumb and/or uneducated”. It’s a justification that is tossed around every time a rugby league player is caught for assault, drink driving or pissing in his own mouth. But it’s not just pub talk. Public figures such as Peter Fitzsimons’ have long espoused a similar…
Read More Karmichael Hunt offers new insight on how to clean up Rugby LeagueBenji Marshall’s signing for the Dragons – less than 12 months after he left the Tigers – is best summed up, as is so often the case, by a 90’s sitcom about four neurotic New Yorkers (or in grade cricket parlance, “four coats”). “Loyalty to any one sports team is hard to justify. Because the…
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