The Guildford Awards

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Another month marred by good behaviour, solid on-field performances (apart from Parramatta) and athletes being faithful to their spouses – for shame! At least one bloke was putting his hand out for a Guildford, or more accurately, his elbow. April’s Guildford Award goes to…. Metta World Peace! (Yes, that is his name) The artist formerly…

Read More Metta World Peace earns Guildford nod

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With so many outstanding performers this month, the much-lauded Guildford Award could have gone to anyone. We’ve had anus stuffing drug trafficking, public arguments over the price of hookers in the West (completely unreasonable I’m assured), vomiting on teammates and lunching with the opposition after being sent home, and TPA favourite Mario Balotelli once again…

Read More Liam Jurrah Snares March Guildford Award

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Unbelievably, for the third month in a row, a figure from the world of football has taken out The Public Apology’s coveted prize for scandal.  That said, it is the world game, so it stands to reason there is a greater pool of potential tomfoolery. But one can’t help be bitterly disappointed in the other codes – especially the…

Read More Clive Palmer Earns Coveted Guildford Award

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Given the dearth of booze-fueled orgies and with public nudity being at an all time low, January was a month of slim pickings for the Guildfords judging panel. But in the spirit of white collar crime, The Public Apology is proud to announce Tottenham Hotspurs manager Harry Redknapp as the winner of the prestigious anti-award…

Read More Harry Redknapp Earns Unlikely Guildford For Tax Shrug

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Mario Balotelli… Where to begin? After already featuring on TPA for attempting to blow up his home and the City of Manchester Stadium, Manchester City player Balotelli’s eccentricities have made him a fan favourite from arguably one of the competition’s most disliked teams. January has brought transfer rumours, but December only brought the sort of…

Read More Mario Balotelli scoops final Guildford Award for 2011