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The Australian public loves a hero. We worship successful athletes like the Incas (or George Hamilton) worshiped the sun. Whether it’s a full-blown ticker-tape parade or a boozy victory song in the sheds, we love winning – and celebrating those who win. But there’s one thing we love even more than a winner – it’s…

Read More Winning: sage advice for Quade Cooper

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New Zealand’s police force stood armed and ready for another All Blacks choke in a World Cup semi-final, but thankfully it never came. The Public Apology can reveal that NZ Police Commissioner Peter Marshall had beefed up security to the tune of NZ$2 million during the World Cup in anticipation of New Zealand crashing out…

Read More NZ police braced for choke that never came

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On the eve of their semi-final clash with New Zealand, the Wallabies squad has been rocked by accusations that its coach and star playmaker are in fact working for the opposition. An anonymous source contacted The Public Apology some months ago and after an in-depth investigation we can exclusively reveal that both Robbie Deans and…

Read More Cooper, Deans Accused of Rugby Espionage