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We’re a land of the ‘fair go’ in Australia. Whether you just read that in a Samuel-Johnson-Secret-Life-Of-Us voice, or a VB-advertisement-voice, it’s likely this is your truth. And although our country’s egalitarianism has more holes in it than a Panama Papers shell company, it’s still our prevailing identity. That’s right, in Australia the only laws…

Read More In the Salary Cap of Sporting Emotion, Queensland are Rampant Cheats

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A Queensland man who accidentally wore a blue tie to work is recovering in hospital after he was mercilessly bashed by parochial Origin fans last night. The man was assaulted at around 10:45pm at Brisbane’s famous Caxton Hotel by a group of angry, discerning Queensland rugby league fans, who set upon the man for his…

Read More Man bashed for wearing a blue tie on Origin day

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ThePublicApology extends its heartfelt congratulations to Queensland on clinching the 2011 State of Origin series. An emphatic victory last night at Sydney’s ANZ stadium handed the Maroons their sixth successive series win. The side is now considered to be the best in Origin history; meanwhile the rebuilding phase begins now for the beleaguered NSW squad,…

Read More Queensland clinches Origin 2011, we assume

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Thousands of Queensland Origin fans are demanding a full ticket refund after walking out of Suncorp Stadium in disgust 10 minutes early last night, fearful they might witness a rare home loss. Approximately 2,300 fans headed straight for the car-park after Michael Jennings crossed over for NSW in the 70th minute of last night’s Origin…

Read More Queensland ‘walk-out’ fans promised full refund