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March 4, 2015 by edmachine23 0 comments

Unemployment Has Made Me Really Good at Fantasy Football

It’s 4:30am on Sunday morning when I wake up to check the results from the English Premier League games played overnight. As the results load on my iPhone, I am beset by nerves. After a tense few microseconds, I see that West Bromwich Albion has beaten Southampton 1-nil. As I mentally tally my ‘clean-sheet’ points, I…

June 30, 2014 by edmachine23 0 comments

TPA Facebook Page Reflects Society’s Intellectual Malaise: Founder

A recent spike in interactions on The Public Apology Facebook page is pretty much reflective of society’s intellectual malaise, according to founder Dave Edwards. Nate Silver’s analytics blog, fivethirtyeight.com, reported that 95% of TPA Facebook followers do not interact with the actual website – just the fan page itself. The Public Apology’s core business is…

March 13, 2014 by edmachine23 0 comments

Jobs Coup for Victorian Economy as TPA Relocates to Melbourne

The Victorian economy received a welcome boost to its jobs market today, with obscure Sydney-based sports media empire TPA Media Holdings (The Public Apology) announcing it will relocate headquarters to Melbourne, effective March 17. The move was secured with support from the Victorian government and comes despite rumours of a substantial financial incentive (commercial in…

January 30, 2013 by tpa_admin 0 comments

TPA vs The Sporting Regard: Battle of the Intellectual Lightweights

On behalf of The Public Apology, I am pleased to announce that this website will be partaking in a series of lighthearted (yet critically important) sporting debates with sister publication The Sporting Regard. The Regard is headed up by chief editor and founder, Sam Perry. Perry, like this author, is a keen proponent of “old school” sporting…

October 28, 2011 by edmachine23 0 comments

The Public Apology to save iconic Sydney venue

The Public Apology can confirm it is in talks with a number of stage and screen stalwarts to produce a lavish sports musical – an eleventh hour bid to save Sydney’s iconic Theatre Royal, which is on the verge of folding. Fresh doubts emerged over the future of the cultural precinct after the successful 80’s…