The more savvy TPA readers out there may have noticed the absence of a December Guildford award. The reasons for this are weak and varied, but it was largely because the panel of judges spent most of the end of last year – and the start of 2013 – drunk, high, and ‘laxing – as…
Read More Manti Te’o Woos Guildford JudgesFormer Olympic cyclist and self-confessed flasher Gary Neiwand is reportedly fuming after narrowly missing out on The Public Apology’s coveted Guildford Award. Neiwand, who earlier this week pled guilty to two counts of wilful and obscene exposure in Melbourne Magistrates Court, was a 10:1 outsider to take out the crown over eventual winner and red-hot…
Read More Gary Neiwand fuming over Guildford Award snubZac Guildford! Well could it have gone any other way? (We were really hoping it would, but the sporting community really dropped the ball on this…) By now you all know his alleged exploits. For those in the dark, hopefully by now you’ve crawled out of your neighbour’s underwear drawer long enough to read this.…
Read More And the inaugural Guildford Award goes to…